Triple Diamond Darrell! Wooooo!
Heyyyyyyy this is the WORLD’S low-price Mitsubishi champion…Triple Diamond Darrell. Wooooo! For all you people out there who want to learn how to be cool, you can just keep reading right here! Summer time is the time for the cool kids to take vacations, so I took me one down to Florida and was stylin and profilin’ down A1A. Checkin out the palm trees, talkin’ to the sea gulls…stealin’ kisses and checkin’ out all the biggest houses on the biggest side of town. I could drive whatever car I want down that beautiful strip of highway, but I’m nobody’s caddy, and I ain’t continental I’m worldwide…that’s why I drive only the best of the best! I drove the biggest Mitsubishi Outlander, with the biggest, brightest panoramic glass roof to look out on my bright future! Woooo!by